COFFEE SPEED DATING

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Melinda, a tall 30-something Vassar grad working in finance answered an online ad:

Hey, single coffee lovers, want to meet the love of your life? Coffee Speed Dating this Friday at 7 p.m. The Capri Room at the Century Hotel downtown. $20 includes all the coffee you can drink. Take a freshly brewed chance on love!

 

Melinda: Hi.

Harold: Arabica.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Frederick: Robusto.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Adam: Latte with-

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Stu: Cappuccino.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Christopher: Americano.

Melinda: Oh, next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Noah: Expresso.

Melinda: Next

 

Melinda: Hi.

Oliver:  Doppio!

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

James: Cortado.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Benjamin: Red Eye.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Lucas: Black Eye?

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Aaron:  Long Black.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Earl: Galão.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Hal: Lungo.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Gabriel: Macchiato.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Caleb: Mocha.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Dale: Ristretto.

Melinda: Next

 

Melinda: Hi.

Carl: Flat White

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Jerry: Affogato

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Roger:  Café Au Lait.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Sean:  Irish.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Scott: Vienna

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Russell:  Frappucccino.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Walter: Cold Brew.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Sherman: Mazagran.

Melinda: Next.

 

Melinda: Hi.

Ryan: Nitro.

Melinda: BABY!

 

And they lived happily ever after.

 

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